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Anonymous asked:

Name ideas either Squirt or Crush.. can you tell I'm inspired by Finding Nemo?

lol. i think im going to go with shelly because im lame like that but those were great ideas 


Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

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