almost one million people liked this post
Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school
that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless
looks like we found ourselves a nerd
looks like we found someone capable of basic math
The year is 2064. You’re in your car, the grandkids are sitting in the back and you turn on some Beatles music.
"Aww, Grandma, do we really have to listen to this?" they’ll say, "This song is a hundred years old!"
And the freaky thing is, they won’t be exaggerating.
this post fucked me up
who the fuck has a car in 2064
Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature
let’s all take a long second to appreciate this
this is my favorite post now
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
grandpa got game
lol. i think im going to go with shelly because im lame like that but those were great ideas
Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”
do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool
I just bought I turtle. Name ideas? Also please help I’ve never had a pet before. How do I keep it from dying?
is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down
Young blonde gets stuffed from all angles, is left sticky and panting.
Grilled Chicken w. Pico de gallo